Kevin Kline

“I’ve nothing against Rex Reed.  I understand he’s been very kind to me.  But do you really want to let yourself be influenced by someone who’s been in the same building as The Goong Show - let alone been on it.”

“Anyone who’s semi-conscious knows not to take the Academy Awards seriously.  They’re a game show.”

“I totally related to Cole Porter’s magnetic pull to any piano that was in the room, which he was famous for doing, as was Gershwin.  You couldn’t drag them away from a piano.”

“It was all completely incomprehensible to me.  I was fearful of the language.  You had to look up every third word.”